Saturday 30 January 2010

Red Hot Peppers (and other similar puns)

Friday 29 January
San Carlos de Bariloche, Argentina – Puerto Varas, Chile

The guy above me was snoring. He was a Brazilian who kept on trying to talk to me (during the day) but his English was as good as Stradivarius’s paintings and my Portuguese is as good as da Vinci’s violins so we never go very far. But he was certainly a very happy person. And unusually for a thin person, he was a snorer. Though only when lying on his back.

The first night he was snoring a bit but I woke him up and he turned over and that was it. The second night there was no problem. The third night, the night when I was most tired, was the worst. He wouldn’t stop snoring. I’d wake him up but he wouldn’t turn over and – given our lack of communication skills – I couldn’t tell him the simple yet elusive solution. I must have woken him up at least 20 times. I remember checking the time towards the end. It was 5.30. Luckily around then he did turn over and I at least got some sweet, precious sleep.

For lunch I go to the best steakhouse in town and it’s awesome. I’m a bit hungry anyway and the portions are large and the service quick. It’s easily the best meal I’ve had so far. I wolf it down and I’m in heaven. Tired and sated I head back and doze on the sofa in reception waiting for my bus.

On the bus I mainly doze. Eventually we reach the border. There’s no English here, only Spanish. I think I’m the only European on the bus. There’s a couple of Israelis but mainly it’s Chileans and Argentineans. We all bundle off the bus and into a room. Someone gives me a form to fill and my passport is stamped. I notice that I’ve left Argentina. But what about Chile? I ask the driver in broken English and in the torrent of Spanish that follows I hear the words “Chile” and “4 kilometres” which is enough to satisfy me.

At the Chilean border we’re all delayed as the customs guys go through the Israelis’ luggage as they have lots of food with them that they have to deal with. Why they can’t put it in the bin and get on with it I don’t know. Anyway after an eternity we’re away again.

They put on an awful film which even though I’m listening to music while watching it you can see all the clichés a mile off. There’s a twist at the end that is so implausible it ensures what little integrity it has is cleaned off with bleach and a blow torch.

After that I sleep for most of the rest of the way.

We get to Puerto Montt at about 11.30. There then follows another broken-Spanish-and-mime conversation as I try to explain that I need a cash machine to get Chilean Pesos out, luckily we get there in the end. I learn new vocab: cahier automatico. The cabbie doesn’t know where the address is but I manage to work it out for him. Makes you wonder.

The hostel is nice and the receptionist has waited for me. She gives me the key and leaves, only for me to find out that the key doesn’t work from the inside so I can’t get out and get any food, or, more importantly, beer. So cashew nuts it is and then it’s finally off to bed for a proper night’s sleep.

Take a Walk, Take a Rest

Thursday 28 January
San Carlos de Bariloche

So as the only thing to do round here is outdoorsy-type stuff I thought I better do some. I heard the best walk was to go to a refugio called Frey on top of a mountain near an out of season ski resort called Catedral. I surfed the web and left it a bit late to start but set off eventually.

Except that the bus that was due to come at twenty to twelve hadn’t turned up by midday. So I caught a taxi instead. As I was behind schedule I thought I’d walk fast, after all it was meant to take 4-5 hours to get up and a bit less to get down so I didn’t want to be up there too late.

So I go hardcore. I find myself singing various different songs to keep me going. For some reason I start off with Right Said Fred by the great Bernard Cribbins, which changed to Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed, later it was She Wolf by Shakira which is a song I hate, and there were others I forget. It’s strange what your mind will come up with sometimes.

It’s hot to start with, and I regret wearing trousers as I’m getting a bit sweaty as I push myself and the sun beats down. After a couple of hours I’ve over taken a bunch of people and no one’s overtaken me so I take it to mean that I’m ahead of the game. I sit down and eat one of my two sandwiches that I packed for food as I start to get hungry. I’m having to ration myself as I don’t have much and I don’t know how long it’s going to take overall. I also have to ration the water I have with me.

The cutting through the half-dead woods and via logs placed over small streams eventually turns round a headland and the woods become deeper and cover overhead. It seems trite to describe landscape in terms of Middle Earth, but that’s never stopped me before so I have no shame in describing this part as like the outskirts of Rivendell (where the elves live). The path gets more twisty and there’s a few makeshift bridges as slowly the incline starts to get steeper.

I’m still pushing hard and try not to think about the effort, just to keep up the pace and keep going. It becomes a case of Charlie versus the mountain. I pause occasionally as it gets steeper to catch my breath, though I’m keen not to stop too long in case I lose momentum and fatigue overtakes me.

I reach a refugio that is about an hour away from the summit and it’s taken me two hours and forty minutes – for something that’s meant to take 4-5 hours in total I must be making good time.

One hour to go. Of course, this last bit is the steepest. And of course, the altitude is higher and the air thinner and so I’m getting out of breath more frequently. At times I’m clambering up rocks. And the wind starts to pick up. As I get closer to the top, the winds of the Andes (at the end of the armies, badum-tish!) start to add to the strain.

Halfway through this point I meet a group of Latinos on their way down. They try to explain something to me but I can’t understand them. Luckily through a series of hand signals and the arrival of a dog following them, I understand that this dog belongs to the refugio at the top and had followed them by mistake, and they were asking me to take it back up. With a combination of whistling, stroking behind the head and making clicking noises with my mouth, I manage to convince it to follow me.

So with the wind, the incline, the thin air and now a golden Labrador following close behind I make the final ascent. Every time I look round to see if the dog is following me it somehow always ends up on the other side so I have to turn right round. I also keep clipping it with my heels which reduces momentum and increases the guilt. The wind continues to increase and now picks up a whole load of dust and sand making it hard to see. This feels like a true battle of endurance but I’m determined not to give up.

I see the top. I push through. The wind is icy and the temperature has dropped remarkably but I’m not going to stop now. I force myself forwards to the refuge and make my way to the door, barely glimpsing the remarkable landscape around me. I dive in, panting, out of breath, covered in sand stuck to dried sweat. Everyone looks round to me and a few even clap given the state I’m in. I check my watch. Three hours and twenty minutes. Yeah bitches, take that!

When people ask hikers why they climb up mountains the frequent answer is “Because it’s there.” But that strikes me as a lack of imagination or vocabulary. It’s because it’s a finite challenge, something we don’t get much of in life, and it’s not only a challenge against the mountain, it’s also a challenge against yourself.

Anyway after about ten minutes I regain my composure enough to ask for a fizzy drink and eat my remaining sandwich. I refill my water and play with a very skinny cat that resided there. I take some pictures of the landscape from inside the refuge. The top of the mountain is a ring of vertical jagged rocks above a small lake. It is an alien, harsh, vicious and yet beautiful landscape.

The walk down was a bit of a chore and a bore as it went on and on and the fatigue was already kicking in big time. I was dying for it to finish. All I wanted was a hot bath and ideally, someone to massage my feet. Neither were available.

As I arrived back at Catedral I saw the bus leave. They run every fifty minutes or so and I wasn’t going to wait for another. I was desperate for an ice cream for some reason so I found a place selling Helados and asked them if they could get a taxi for me. The person serving me called her husband and charged a reasonable fare, given my desperation to get home.

After I got back and relaxed and showered, I had a cup of tea and then supper, and I wasn’t feeling too exhausted. I hadn’t been out in Bariloche and so I went to a popular bar. I wasn’t staying out late and when I got there it was pretty empty. But I got talking to a frustrated German architect (all architects are frustrated) and had a couple of drinks with him then went to bed for a well deserved sleep. I wouldn’t get it.

I Walked down to the Beach

Wednesday 27 January
San Carlos de Bariloche

Given the exertions of the day before I took it easy today. I did lots of admin, emails, booking stuff. I decide to go to Chile, and book as much as I can up to the Salvador Carnival in Brazil. I make my own sandwiches for lunch as that seems to be the done thing round here. Most of my fellow travellers are working to a tighter budget than I am, and it never hurts to save a few pesos.

I walk through town and go down to the lakeside where there’s a tiny beach made from large pebbles, larger than Brighton. I just sit there and take it all in – the sun, the wind (it’s very windy), the waves on the beach, the mountains in the distance, and relax. Some locals are even trying to sunbathe despite the wind. It’s just about warm enough though it looks like hard work, everything keeps getting blown away.

I cook dinner in the hostel in the evening and watch Pirates of the Caribbean that someone puts on the DVD player. Class film and as a big fan of Jonathan Pryce it’s always good to see something with him in.

Homage to Patagonia

Tuesday 26 January
San Carlos de Bariloche

So in my semi sleep/waking state I watch awesome sunrise appear on the left over the hills of Patagonia. It’s beautiful, and the landscape is beautiful too, finally becoming interesting after the plains of La Plata. Although as I’m on the right of the bus I only catch glimpses of the best landscape on the left.

As I get to my hostel a random girl called Alice invites me to come on a bike ride that afternoon. I am knackered after not having had much sleep – maybe about three hours – but I say yes. I have a shower and go for lunch. Over lunch I continually toy with the idea of whether I should actually go on this ride – what if I collapse with exhaustion half way through? And I’ve not ridden a bike in ages. The last two-wheeler I rode was a moped in India that I managed to drive into a wall within ten metres.

I eat pasta and drink Coke to give me energy and in the end I go for it anyway. We try out the bikes and I quickly get used to it again. Falling off a bike is much like riding a log. We set off and it’s fine. The route is 20 km long and hilly, but we just walk up the steep bits. We get to see some nice views but then suddenly we get an awesome view over a whole stretch of lakes, islands and mountains. It’s stunningly beautiful. The glacier-hewn rock is breathtaking. I never used to have much appreciation for landscape having grown up with it constantly around like wallpaper. But now I’ve been living in a city for so long I really appreciate it.

Cycling downhill is fun and I can go pretty fast. I feel like I’m on the Nordschliefe at times! Also I do pretty well uphill, overtaking my co-cyclists Alice (from Kent) and Kova (from Hong Kong). That time in the gym must have paid off!

After I get back I shower and do some admin and then meet up with Alice and Kova in their hostel for a steak dinner. I cook the potatoes and do an amazing job if I do say so myself. Unfortunately the meat we buy isn’t the best. Their hostel – 1004 – awesome and I make a note to stay there on my way back from Chile. After the meal I go out for a drink with some other random guy I meet in the hostel. We go to a bar that is filled with locals and chat about all things concerning travelling and life. Then after two drinks I go home never to see him again – such is the life of a traveller. It’s 1.30 when I get back – much later than I thought I would be able to stay out.

Wednesday 27 January 2010

How Wonderful Life Is

Monday 25 January
Buenos Aires

I pack and check out, while trying to remain cool in the one room with air con in the hostel, not entirely successfully. I check out BA tube (or Subte as they call it) – the line I take is very old, like a box car from Railroad Tycoon for those that remember that computer game. And it has no air con. I go and look at the congress building – it has a funny squashed dome. I walk around for a bit to kill time and enjoy looking at the beautiful people.

I go to the bus station and get on the bus. I realise I’ve missed lunch but I have snacks to tide me over. The bus sets off on its epic 20 hour journey and they play a bunch of movies, one with the great Paul Rudd and Eva Longoria as a bitchy ghost (I kid you not), Marley and Me which is pretty good and makes me cry like a girl (even the bit where Owen Wilson’s mate looks at the picture of his family and says “you did good,”) and a Clive Owen one where he’s a renegade ex-Yard Interpol suit fighting an Evil Bank. Strangely the DVDs they show don’t have the film titles so I don’t know what they’re called.

The food they serve has unusual flavours – you’re never quite sure what it’s trying to be – but edible enough. For some reason I can’t sleep very well which is strange as on paper it’s pretty comfortable. So my mind keeps thinking about my life and how it’s changed so much over the last few years for the better. Phil was right, the 30s are the best decade. It’s at times like this that I like to listen to depressing music, for some reason the contrast makes me feel good and of course, it’s the music I love the most. So The Smith and Radiohead it is then.

The other thing to mention about this part of the bus journey is that when the polar ice melts, Argentina is gonna be in big trouble. Both on the first part of this bus journey and the whole of the trip to Mar del Plata the landscape is completely flat. You thought the Netherlands were flat. Well, they are, but so is this, and on a much larger scale. It’s not until we hit Patagonia at sunrise on the following morning that we start to see any hill action. And what hill action that is.

Three’s a Crowd

Sunday 24 January
Buenos Aires

So I’m very aware that I haven’t got any transport to Bariloche yet so from the hotel I get a taxi to the bus station to book my ticket, but it turns out that I need my passport to pay for it by card. So I have to catch a couple of taxis to do just that. Luckily they don’t cost too much – 15 pesos or £2.50, though one confuses me with incomprehensible Spanish and I end up paying double, the dirty rat!

After all that I walk for ages for lunch, ending up at Gallery Pacifica which thankfully has air con. I relax in the afternoon and the go to a great, cheap steak restaurant in the evening but I order wrong thing! It’s OK but I hear later from others the 30 peso chorizo steak is as good as 100 peso steaks in other places.

Afterwards I go back to sister hostel again and have a good chat with an Irish girl and despite the temptation to make it three out of three I can only stay for one drink before bed as I have to check out at 10 tomorrow.

It Takes Two to Tango

Saturday 23 Januray
Buenos Aires

So I got lost on the way home from wherever it was I spent the night. I had lunch in random place with air con – the hunt for air con is an important one. The hostel doesn’t have it and it’s a bit of a nightmare really. Not all restaurants have air con either so it’s important to find one that does.

One of the things about BA is that almost every street had a part where there is some water dropping down from some part of the building up above. The thing is, it hasn’t been raining, so where is it coming from? You’re never quite sure and it’s a little disturbing when a drop catches you.

I planned my trip to Bariloche in the afternoon and ate in San Telmo, Bill Bonner’s part of town, and very nice it is too, lots of people out having a pleasant evening in a good looking, relaxed, sociable part of town. Went back to the hostel afterwards and watched the end of a so-bad-it’s-still-bad-but-has-bits-that-make-you-laugh-anyway American Pie sequel. Then I went back to party hostel again and met a bunch of Aussies on coke, all twitching and sweating, but at least they weren’t obnoxious at all and invited me out with them to some club. We went to Milhouse Hostel round the corner where we caught a bus to the club (no Mum, I didn’t take any).

On the bus I met a girl called Alex, who reminded me of my friend Claire in that she’s American and looks and acts much like her! We got to the club and it wasn’t so great, so I chatted with Alex outside for the whole time. One of the guys on coke wonders around looking lost so we look after him. Eventually we find the Australians again and hang out with them some more. Eventually the sun rises and we all take taxis home. Alex doesn’t have any cash on her so she offers to take me to the 5 star hotel where she’s staying (due to a delayed flight) and pay me. We get there and well, like I said, my mum reads this, so I’ll leave it there.

Let the Good Times Roll

Friday 22 January
Buenos Aires

So I returned to La Boca to do the stadium tour that I missed out on the previous day. It turned out that I was pretty much the only non-Spanish speaker there and as the tour was in both Spanish and English I pretty much had the English part of the tour to myself.

A few facts about Boca Juniors: Their original team colours were pink, but another team also had the same colours so they played a match to decide who should keep the colours. They lost, and decided that they would adopt the colours of the flag of the next boat that sailed into Buenos Aires. That was a Swedish boat, so their colours became blue and yellow. Their name is English due to the prestige of other teams with English names (River Plate, Racing Club, Athletic Club Bilbao etc.). There’s 37 stars on their badge representing all the international cups that the club won in the 20th Century. Diego Maradonna, the greatest (cheating) footballer of all time and former player, has a permanent box in the stadium. Coca Cola’s logo in the stadium is black and white and not red and white as they are the colours of River Plate, their arch rivals.

After the tour I got back on the bus to go to back to the hostel for lunch. Incidentally the buses in BA have no air con, and you have to pay with change. This can be a problem as the largest coin is one peso, equivalent to about 16 pence, and given that almost everything is rounded to the nearest peso, you hardly ever get change. The first bus trip I took the driver actually had to give me 0.20 pesos (20 centimos?) to cover my fare!

Back home I thought I would try my hand at making my own lunch, so I went to a supermercado to by some food. I managed to get some bread and ham without too much trouble, but there didn’t seem to be any butter anywhere. Not only did I not know the Spanish for butter, but I couldn’t see anything with pictures of butter on it either. I made do without.

In the afternoon I went to Recoleta to look at Evita’s grave. As the bus stops also are not named, I managed to ask the bus driver in my basic Spanish which one it was and thankfully he told me. I had a walk around and took a bunch of photos. It all looked very picturesque. On Evita’s grave there are a whole bunch of plaques in her memory from other people. Apparently there were only two before the Jonathan Pryce film, and now there are about 10.

After dinner I went to the sister hostel next door and met some random people. I met some Irish guys who were telling me how everyone back home was unemployed, and they were out travelling because they had nothing better to do. I feel like Bill Bonner. I got talking to some other people and then a band started playing covers. In the hostel. At 2 a.m. I was glad I was staying in the sister hostel over the road. I went to watch the band and met a mixed group of English and Argentinean people. I danced with them and we all had a good time. I danced with this Argentinean girl and one thing led to another and, well, my mum reads this blog so let’s just leave it there shall we?

One final thing was that I had to pop back to my hostel at four, and a club downstairs was pumping out mega loud music which apparently lasted until six. I’m glad I had better things to do.

I Don’t Want to Go out, I Just Want to Stay in.

Thursday 21 January
Buenos Aires

Woke up, pottered around, made some plans for Argentina. Downloaded all of Michel Thomas Spanish as I don’t want to take up time staying in one place learning the stuff. Went to La Boca and saw Caminito. Went to the Boca Juniors stadium but was too late for the tour.

After all of the travel from the previous few days I was really tired so I stayed in with the two couples I’d made friends with at the hostel ,and ordered in a pizza. For some reason we were watching the Australian Open on the TV. We saw that English girl get knocked out. I had one beer and then went to bed and had a night in my own bed for the first time in three days. It would be the last time for two days as well.

Thursday 21 January 2010

World in Motion

Wednesday 20 January
Mar del Plata

So I don’t know much about this trip. From the internet I find out that the match is at 9 (it turns out to be at 10). I know we’re visiting the beach. Either way we leave at 6.45 and just over 6 hours later we arrive in Mar del Plata, 400km south of BA. I haven’t had any breakfast except some biscuits though surprisingly I wasn’t hungry. I think my body had placed itself on standby as it knew it was travelling without easy access to anything.

So I join some Brits and have a burger for lunch then spend the rest of the next 6 hours on the beach. The water’s really cold but bearable. They get sunburnt while I cover up. We get on the bus but four people are missing and we have to wait for them to turn up. Eventually we go to the stadium.

There was constant chanting throughout the game right up to the end when Boca lost 3-1 to River. There were flares but it was quite windy so they didn't have much of an effect. There were bottles thrown at the players when they took corners and one Boca player was sent off for throwing a bottle back into the crowd - which was responded to with a hail of more bottles naturally. When River had their next corner it was met with plenty of bottles and a few chairs as well for good measure.

There were a few moments between the Boca fans as people got pushed around. And after the match three of the people on our bus of about 15 had people attempt to steal their cameras from them.

Another six hour trip back almost all asleep and back to the hostel for a proper bed for the rest of the night.

Arrival

Tuesday 19 January
Buenos Aires

Romanian guy I sat next to on the plane shares a taxi with me into town. He pays for it and I never see him again. He was strange, in a leather jacket in South American weather and only had hand luggage for a two week stay. Still, a free taxi ride.
Have shower, breakfast for the second time, chill out and relax in the hostel. Have lunch in a nearby cafe and wonder around the town centre. Lots of protests against treatment of Falklands Islands veterans in Plaza de Mayo. Pop over to the main hostel and see there is a Boca Juniors vs River Plate match on tomorrow. Get tickets, though they tell me it’s a 6.30 am start...

Go to the hostel in the evening for a drink and to make friends. Meet some posh English people and have a chat but they are doing their own thing. Meet some others and go and have dinner at a place I found in the guidebook. It’s pretty good. Go back to the hostel for another drink with the guys and go to bed to get up for the trip tomorrow.

Tonight We Fly

Monday 18 January
Weybridge - Gatwick - Rome

Sleep for a long time, wake up still tired and drained
Have breakfast, sort things out, Dad drives me to airport
Do IRIS and buy magazines, catch empty BA flight to Rome
Get lost in Rome airport
Crap food but eat expensive meat and cheese at wine bar.
Wait for the flight
Flight to BA fairly uneventful. Watch Public Enemies but it regularly cuts out towards the end so don’t really know what happens. Manage to sleep for bits throughout the flight, OK but tired.

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Sunday 17 January 2010
Hammersmith - Weybridge

Comatose roast dinner.
Say goodbye to Jacs, barely hold it together
Pack, just about fit everything in.
Say goodbye to Dom and Flo
Cry a bit on the way home
Still hungover
Another roast dinner
Bed

"Do you realise that happiness makes you cry?
Do you realise that everyone you know one day will die?
And instead of saying all of your goodbyes
Let them know you realise that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realise the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round.
Do you realise??"

I Like to Party

Saturday 16 January
Hammersmith

Party all night long

Tuesday 19 January 2010

Singapore, Malaysia and Bangkok

OK so this may be a little late, and it may make the blog URL slightly out of date, but here's the notes from my trip last year ('09) to Singapore (for the grand prix), Malaysia and Bangkok.

SINGAPORE

Thursday

Nice sunny day
Went to the gym
Hung out with Dominic
See McLaren staff at the airport
Sell my old rupees, buy noise reduction headphones

Watch Angles and Demons on the plane

Order a gin and tonic, it's about 90% gin

Strange chinese man next to James sits on the arm rest for most of the flight

Get a little bit of sleep

Watch State of Play

Friday

Arrived

The best baggage reclaim area in the world
Watch Practice
Go to Jazz bar, meet local who tells us that in Singapore the three things that are really expensive are cars, cheese and alcohol.

Saturday

Ate at hospital canteen
Went to Arab street
Buy shirt
Go to Little India
See temple, very busy

Go to Orchard Street, meet Dave and girlfriend
Lunch, beer

Qualifying - Hamilton on pole

Watch Travis live afterwards, surprisingly good fun!

Sunday

Hawker eating

Met Indian guy and girlfriend
Chijmes

Watch Grand prix
Watch Jon Digweed afterwards, OK but the location has no energy
Dinner on boat quay - nuts and prawns don't mix!

Kuala Lumpur

Monday

Border controls on the causeway
Lost a person on the bus

Bus journey, relaxing and fun

Strange canteen for lunch
Curry laksa - favourite Malay dish

Food hall for supper. Beer much cheaper now

Go to Reggae bar
Gay Iranian introduces himself to us, looks like he's been tortured in Iran
Meet Sweedish I'm a celeb staff who have been filming in the Malay jungle
Meet friendly Northern Irish girl

Tuesday

Go to Petronas Towers
Go to Beatles Bar - bad karaoke, prostitutes and expensive cocktails. No Beatles music.

Aparently there was an Earthquake when we were in the Towers. Didn't feel it.
Buy Converse shoes from shop under Towers

Old China restaurant, really nice

Perhentian Islands

Wednesday

Crazy taxi ride to airport
Go past Sepang circuit

Fly to Kota Baru
Taxi to Kota Besut
Wait for storm to pass
Sea journey of hell, soaked through
chill out in hotel
meal in the restaurant
meet Jo and Trev from the north, they get very drunk, share "interesting" stories from Thailand
leave jo and trev in a bar, go home

Thursday

Moving places, hot and tiring
Jo and trev have lost wallets and camera
Sea, air display
jo finds his wallet
I get sunburnt

Supper at Panorama with our neighbour Maria – I eat fish

Go to beach bar, I get indigestion

Maria offers schnapps as the solution and goddammit it works!

Friday

Walk to Coral Bay, lizards

jo leaves his card in the cash shop

Moonlight bar
cats fighting, bats fly overhead
good chat with Maria

Saturday

Snorkelling

Turtles – surfacing for air
Turtles eating jellyfish
Sharks – one then four
Baby turtles in a box
Multicoloured fish, barracudas, bread in hand, biting
Katrin the Swiss girl
Napoleon fish poo sand, loads of them

Evening meal with Maria plus Katrin, plus two other girls.
Watch film Management
Massive rain storm
drink vodka
Teach dance steps
dancing in the bar
Good times

Sunday

Go back to Coral Bay to use the internet to see the grand prix, internet not working
Manage to convince the guys in Amelia bar to change the TV to the grand prix so get to see it after all.
Go back, have a sleep in the evening, dinner with Katrin and new Dutch guy, Martin.

Monday

Take it easy, write ups, read Stillness is the way. Watch MTV in Panorama
Have a drink in Bubu, a quick swim, starting to peel
Have dinner in Bubu, lamb rack very nice
Go back to Panorama and meet with Katrin and Martin for the last time, watch end of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Have our last drinks and say bye.
The nuts have disappeared.

Tuesday

Sort stuff out and pack
find nuts under bed, something has eaten them. Probably a spider lizard monkey
take boat back to mainland, much better, smoother, faster. Taxi to airport and then flight.

Checked back into same KL hotel as before, surfed the net for ages
Back to Old China café in KL
Back to reggae bar, not as busy this time
Early night

Wednesday

Saw main square, muddy confluence, mosque
went to airport flew to bangkok, surprisingly didn't fall asleep on the flight
taxi from airport, spend just under an hour looking for a u-turn in rush hour traffic.
Go to Pete's, meet Oscar, have a great meal from the maid, chatted, used the internet, watched tv – perfect disaster

Thursday

woke up late, went swimming, surfed web
lunch of rice and eggs
had a massage – two hours, very relaxing, massaging the ankles was surprisingly relaxing, almost fell asleep. Sure the massage girl fancied me
watched james may, ate sausage and cheese
fish supper
drank some chang
watched torchwood
went to bed

Friday

Woke up, finished off cornflakes
packed and left

Flew to Singapore

cocktails
high hotel
seafood paradise
drinks in the party area
bed

Saturday

Flight back, top deck of new airbus